panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.









halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space



Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America.


egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time